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Jonathan Dunne of Sea View nursing home County Galway passed away on Friday. A lifelong nudist who campaigned for a nudist beach in Ireland only to have the nudist population of Ireland decimated by pneumonia and genital jellyfish stings. He was known to repeatedly say a nudist is simply a human being without artificial additives with a superior sneer on his face. A maestro at Strip Poker, he put his 178 game winning run down to the fact that he always played liked he had nothing to lose. Sadly missed by all his family and friends.

Mass Sunday at 11.00 am.

Burial afterwards in Galway Cemetery.


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Holden Caulfield of New York, America passed away on Thursday. Survived by his sister Phoebe and his red hunting cap. Holden died as a result of being strapped to the top of a nuclear bomb aimed at Moscow on Thursday. He disliked phonies, people and movies. Completely illiterate he read a lot of books anyway.

Mass Thursday at 11.00 am.

No flowers by request.

Ashes buried in Moscow in the hole where the Kremlin used to be.


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Brian Darcy of Glen View Road, Clare passed away on Monday. Survived by his wife Ann, his son Darren and his daughter Emma, he was well known in the community for making his own trivial issues seem more important than everybody else’s by constant use of repetition and exaggeration. Before his death he woke up and informed his wife that he could have slept longer but then he would not have been able to complain about not getting enough sleep. Sadly missed by his family and friends.

Mass Wednesday at 11.00 am.

Burial afterwards in Glen View Cemetery.