Come On The Guy’s A Fake

Fake News is in the, err, news. Did fake news influence the American election? It is all you read online. But before there was fake news there were fake obituaries. That is where the real money is. Forget e-books and royalties. Fake obituaries is where it is at. Want to take down a political opponent? Hit them with a fake obituary. When someone asks why they should vote for you instead of your opponent. Just reply: they’re dead. Haven’t you read their obituary? Its right here on the internet. Passed away last night after being killed by a robot.

I’ll make a killing.