Ellen Myles of Clonlara, County Galway passed away on Wednesday surrounded by family and friends. Survived by her husband Harry and her daughter Jasmine. Ellen was a call operator whose false courtesy and sincerity delivered in a robotic voice that is the absolute voice of death betrayed the fact that life had not worked out as planned, nevertheless, she reminded every caller that there were operators standing by pretending to give a flying turd about your ceaseless whinging. And constantly reminded all her callers that their call was important by forcing them to listen to a forty minute flute solo. May she rest in peace.
Requiem Mass Friday at 11 am.
Burial afterwards in Clonlara Cemetery