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Edward Cunningham passed away peacefully on Monday evening surrounded by his loving family and friends. A banker for over thirty-five years, he started out life as a perennial loser with few friends and no interest in sports or cars but through a prodigious mathematical ability and sheer determination powered by his own sense of hatred and jealousy of humanity managed to climb the ladder in the financial world and help to enslave mankind by encouraging people to borrow money they do not have to spend on things they do not need rather than using his wealth and finite time in the world to feed and educate the poor of the world so we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace. May he rest in peace.

Mass Saturday at 07.00 pm.

Burial afterwards at St Mary’s Cemetery.

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