Jonathan Dunne of Sea View nursing home County Galway passed away on Friday. A lifelong nudist who campaigned for a nudist beach in Ireland only to have the nudist population of Ireland decimated by pneumonia and genital jellyfish stings. He was known to repeatedly say a nudist is simply a human being without artificial additives with a superior sneer on his face. A maestro at Strip Poker, he put his 178 game winning run down to the fact that he always played liked he had nothing to lose. Sadly missed by all his family and friends.

Mass Sunday at 11.00 am.

Burial afterwards in Galway Cemetery.