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Peter Walsh of Dungarvan, County Waterford passed into the eternal love of God at his home on Sunday. Survived by his loving wife Jessica and his three children, Fiona, Kevin and Patrick. A keen UFO enthusiast, he spent eighteen months living in Roswell, New Mexico smoking cannabis while interviewing witnesses and former employees of Area 51 for his book Humans Aren’t Real. After returning to Ireland, he witnessed his own UFO sighting over Rosslare in which he claimed that he was taken aboard a craft and carried to a peace-loving wasteland noted for its advanced zoology and animal husbandry. It was destroyed by marauding lesbian conquerors due to the extra-terrestrials extreme sloth, leaving behind only political theories and Virginia Woolf novels. The abduction was widely discredited as eye witnesses claimed he got hammered on moonshine and passed out in a drunken stupor. Sadly missed by his family and friends.

Mass Friday at 11:00am.

Burial afterwards in Dungarvan Cemetery.

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