Review Of Total Recall

Title: Total Recall

Actors: Colin Farrell, Kate Beckinsale and Jessica Biel

Director: Len Wiseman

Review: The makers of Total Recall missed a once in a lifetime opportunity to win plaudits from everyone by calling this Total Shite. Having said that I was genuinely surprised Toyota were not heavily involved in Total Recall as that is all they seem to be capable of doing these days.