Zombeavers. Undead beavers who come to life and wreak chaos on a bunch of people in a cabin in a woods, which is no doubt populated by a lot of zombie beavers.
I recently watched Rubber, a film about a car tyre that comes to life and has telepathic powers that allow it to destroy things like crows and humans.
No reason. It just comes to life and kills people. And like all good horror movies, Rubber has a shower scene. You really have to see it.
But enough about telepathic tyres, after Sharknado and Rubber it really seems these B movie films are only getting better. I like trashy films, although I have not seen Sharknado but I will get around to it. I mean a watersprout that lifts sharks out of the water and drops them in Los Angeles. I like that.
I feel the Climate Change people do not spend enough of their resources informing the public about the dangers of Sharknado’s. By the time they do, it will be too late.
Although in Ireland, given the storm and the Status Red winds that have just torn the country a new one and our large collection of cows, maybe we should be more worried about flying cows.
It’s udderly ridiculous, I know, but still it is amoosing to think about such a scenairo, I’m going to stop with the cow puns now, I’m just milking it.
I tried to think of a beaver related joke or pun to end this post, as a tribute to all those undead beaver fanatics out there but I could not think of a single one.