I have this app called ah….777 amazing facts or things you didn’t know, I’m far too lazy to reach across the desk for my iPod and actually check the name of it, it’s quite cool, just touch the screen and it spins and gives you an interesting fact, like this popped up over Christmas, did you know that Wilma and Fred Flintstone were the first couple to be seen in bed together on prime time television (we’ve come a long way) and this morning it said:
Did you know….
That if you say the name Candyman three times into a mirror at midnight in a dark room…
Then you’re a stupid, sad, gullible, superstitious sock-sniffer?
I have this app on my iPod. 776 amazing but true facts or something like that. I had completely forgotten that I had purchased it for like 99 cents, until today when my iPod asked if I wanted to update it. I did. And the first Amazing But True fact that it showed me was that no word in the English language rhymes with, orange, shiver, month or purple.
So instantly, being the loser that I am, I tried to think of words that rhymed with each one and came up with porridge, silver, cunt and steeple plus dimple, simple, pimple, triple, maple, apple, grapple, people, staple, quadruple and temple.
Now I am sure that the first three might be technically or grammatically incorrect or ineligible to be considered rhyming but you have to give me purple, I murdered purple.