Barbed Wire, Rusty Chains and Barbie Bikes

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So yeah, the Ariel Castro thing, with the three women and the child locked in the house. I was reading about his two brothers, who it would appear are innocent (kill ‘em anyway, just to be sure)

They claim to have been in the house on numerous occasion but they were only given access to the kitchen because Ariel told them he was trying to save on the old gas bill. He also had a radio or sometimes a television on to obscure any sounds. But could three women not scream over a radio or a television? Maybe they were afraid of the consequences.

It just brings back the whole Jaycee Lee Duggard. Natasha Kampusch and Josef Fritz thing. By the way Austria, what the fuck? First Hitler, now this.

But it’s not like Ariel Castro glided through life crime free. According to his ex-wife he was a psychopath:

In her petition for an order of protection, ex-wife Grimilda Figueroa stated that Castro had “broken petitioner’s nose (twice), ribs, lacerations, knocked out tooth, blood clot on brain, (inoperable tumor), dislocated shoulder, (twice, once on each side) threatened to kill petitioner and daughters 3 to 4 times just this year.”

Figueroa had further alleged that Castro “frequently abducts daughters and keeps them from mother/petitioner/legal custodian.”

That should have been a red flag right there.

It is a world-wide nightmare that you can get away with that in a crowded neighborhood for so many years….I know you are not supposed to judge people on their looks, but people judge me on my model like good looks so fuck it, Ariel Castro looks like someone created a time machine and snatched him out of his cave where he was masturbating between two lumps of rock and his name sounds like some kind of hybrid, politically correct, Hispanic, Disney princess.

Like everyone I hope he suffers as much as the women, I just doubt the miserable old bastard has sufficient time left for that to happen. But hope is the least thing to die as his victims are living proof of.

Charades

 

 ‘I hate charades,’ I  groaned. ‘Seriously, just feck off.’

‘Why?’ Jimmy asked.

‘It’s such a stupid game,’ I replied. ‘And I don’t want a repeat of the last time your cousin played with us and everyone shouted ‘fish out of water’ for ten minutes while he lay on the ground…you really should have told us he  was epileptic.’

‘Ten minutes. That’s all.’

‘Fine,’ I replied smashing a cement block over his head and sticking a Les Miserables DVD in his mouth.

‘What the fuck was that?’ Jimmy mumbled before he passed out.

‘Blockbusters.’

Scarface-A True Story

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A knife-wielding man dressed up as Tony Montana from the 1983 classic “Scarface” taunted police during a real-life standoff in L.A. … and stayed in character the entire time.

‘It all went down at an apartment complex in Hollywood around 10pm Tuesday night. Cops were called to the scene to respond to a man wearing a Tony Montana-style white suit (with the big pimped-out collar) who began screaming at people while waving a machete.

‘When cops arrived, a police negotiator tried to convince the man to surrender peacefully – but he responded by screaming various quotes from “Scarface” while pointing to a DVD copy of the movie he was carrying in his non-machete hand.

Now that is what you call devotion. Well played, sir. Well played.

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