The Funniest Thing You Never Said: Success

 

 

The secret to success is sincerity. If you can fake that you have it made. George Burns

 

If at first you do not succeed, skydiving is not for you. Unknown

 

He was as successful as a celluloid dog chasing an asbestos cat through hell. Elbert Hubbard

 

If at first you do not succeed, try and try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.  W.C. Fields

 

When all else fails, there is always self delusion. Conan ‘O Brien

 

23 comments

  1. Haha, I have said, “When all else fails, there is always self delusion” so many times or just been self deluded.
    I think I like the Will Smith one the most. Although, I don’t know if it’s self delusion thinking I’m going to be a giant success.
    Thanks for making me think… Haha.
    :)

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