But Whatever You Change, You Know The Dogs Remain

 

I think if I worked in a joke shop I would find it extremely difficult not to replace the fake dog turds with real dog turds just to mess with peoples heads….and hands.

And We’ll Have Halloween On Christmas

I am so sick of trick or treaters knocking on the door that I am going to turn off the light and pretend that I am not at home.

Fuck the ships. My lighthouse, my rules.

Reality Blog Award

So the wonderful Jensine Wall nominated me for the Reality Award. Thank you very much. I noticed you can kind of play around with the rules so I took the five questions and popped them up here with answers.

If you could change something what would you change?

My underwear.

If you could repeat an age, what age would it be?

I’m going to turn this one on its head and say that the one age I would not repeat is 21. What an awful fucking age that was.

What one thing really scares you?

I have agoraphobia. I hate crowds especially in enclosed spaces. The biggest crowd I stood in is 80,000 people in Croke park and I have been in crowds of 20, 000 and more in other places without any problems but I get really nervous in shopping centres, especially if it is crowded at say Christmas or New Years. I really have to brace myself for those types of situations.

What one dream have you not completed yet and do you think you will be able to complete it.

When I was a kid I wanted to be Sonic The Hedgehog…I still believe I can make that happen. Stop laughing.

If you could be someone else for a day, who would you be?

Me…ten years from now…to see if it was all worth it

Daan van den Bergh from I FKKN ROKK also nominated me for the Versatile Blogger, I already have that one and have done the seven things about me post. But thanks to Daan, he has interesting posts on his blog if you want to go and check that out.

Also to everyone who gave me awards, thank you. I don’t always do a post for them. I get so many!! But thank you anyway.

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