Five Things Never To Say To A Cop
- Hold my beer will you? I wouldn’t ask, only my joint fell down the side of the steering wheel again.
- When I reached down to pick up my little bag of cocaine, my gun fell out of my pocket and got stuck between the brake and the accelerator, forcing me to speed out of control.
- Back off Chief Wiggum, I’m Packing Heat.
- So, uh, you on the take or what?
- What do you use those rubber gloves for anyway?