Five Things Never To Say To A Cop
- Hold my beer will you? I wouldn’t ask, only my joint fell down the side of the steering wheel again.
- When I reached down to pick up my little bag of cocaine, my gun fell out of my pocket and got stuck between the brake and the accelerator, forcing me to speed out of control.
- Back off Chief Wiggum, I’m Packing Heat.
- So, uh, you on the take or what?
- What do you use those rubber gloves for anyway?
readinpleasure
/ June 6, 2012A joke is told of a cop in Nigeria who chanced on a guy urinating at an unathourised place. Instead of arresting him or reprimanding him, the cop accepted a bribe of 500 Naira from the guy, who gave him a 1000 Naira note and demanded for a change of 500 Naira. The cop said “I don’t have change. You can urinate again and that will be another 500 Naira!”
J.D. Gallagher
/ June 6, 2012Haha, cops they are the same everywhere.