You Made Them Laugh, You Made Them Cry

Five Things A Surgeon Should Never Say

  1. Sterile, merile, the floors clean, right?
  2. Don’t worry, I think its sharp enough.
  3. You know…there’s big money in kidneys….and this guy has two of them.
  4. Better save that, we’ll need it for the autopsy.
  5. What do you mean he wasn’t in for a sex change?
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by J.D. Gallagher on June 2, 2012  •  Permalink
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Posted by J.D. Gallagher on June 2, 2012

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  1. readinpleasure

     /  June 2, 2012

    What about ‘I’m sorry, but I amputated the wrong leg?’

    Reply

  2. Writerlious

     /  June 4, 2012

    Your posts always give me a good laugh!

    Reply

  3. boomiebol

     /  June 5, 2012

    Ha ha the last one is funny…lol

    Reply

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