I feel things changing now, I don’t know whether it is the summer finally kicking in after a cold, dark winter. It was a long nightmarish winter, there couldn’t be another as bad as that one, I shouldn’t say that, type that, or publish it on a blog, because you just know Fate has her much lusted after arse perched on some golden throne saying to her omnipotent self; WTF? I haven’t even started, son. If you thought that was bad then wait till you see what June has in store for you. Here’s a clue; you should purchases bandages and suppositories, lots of them.
Anyway, fuck her. I never used to be with it, whatever it was, the in thing, even when the in thing meant being the out thing or the cool thing or the retro thing or the creative thing or the whatever it was at the time thing. I never followed the herd or did the things that other people were doing. I haven’t written anything in ages, aside from the blog of course and decided that maybe I should do the In thing, only I am not sure what it is, which is a lie I know what it is, I just don’t know where it is. I used to know or I thought I knew. Now it seems like someone has gone away and changed what it was and I didn’t get the text message, the email or the memo. Now what it was, it isn’t anymore, and what it is or what I think it is, is strange and terrifying to me.
What am I trying to say?
Haven’t a fucking clue.
It’ll happen to you too.