Siklesko has nominated me for a Creative Chaos Award, I have to be truthful, I don’t really know what that is but I am going to accept it anyway, hopefully the prize isn’t a two month stay in prison, anyway it seems like a bit of fun so here goes. If I understand this correctly then I have to do 4 tasks, First Task: Share 3 Weird Things That I Do, Second Task: I must tell why I look at the ‘’glass half full’ scenario and explain my choice, the third task is: You find yourself in a desolate place when your car breaks down. You have no cell-phone service, no Wal-Mart, and only a candy bar for food. It is 150 miles to the closest town. What colour are your underpants and why? And nominate 5 blogs who have recently followed me.
So here goes:
When I read things on the internet like one in ten people have psychopathic tendencies, I think of ten people I know and try to figure out which one is the one in ten…then kill him/her in order to save the others.
I have an obsession with quotations and really short poetry. Not sure why.
I am a Type 1 Diabetic and have to inject myself with insulin before every meal, sometimes people say; what are you injecting yourself with? Insulin? I always shake my head and say methadone. You should see them edge slowly away from me.
Tough one, there are many different factors to take in to account, the glass may not be half full or half empty, it could be two times bigger than it should be. Is the glass half empty or half full? I don’t think it matters, eventually I will drink it and it will end up empty, thrown away and alone.
Okay. Car breaks down. Desolate place. 150 miles from nearest town. No Wall-Mart or phone, and only a candy bar for food. Given that I am a diabetic, 150 miles from the nearest town with only candy for food, I would say my underpants are brown because I have just shit myself.
Thank you, Siklesko. As the Irish say, may you be in Heaven half an hour before the Devil knows you’re dead.