The other day I saw a bumper sticker with the words What Would Jesus Do? printed on it. I’ve seen bracelets with WWJD, t-shirts, stationery and even glow in the dark condoms with-okay maybe not the condoms – but you get the idea, they are everywhere, well, not everywhere, you don’t see a whole lot of them in Iraq for instance, but mostly everywhere. It is a good question, what would Jesus do? Keep in mind that Jesus got himself crucified so his decision making skills are at best questionable. What would Jesus do if Mary was pro-choice? Or one of his disciples was gay?
What would Jesus do?
What Would Nicki Minaj Do?
What Would J.D. Do?
I like the sound of that, forget J.C. What Would J.D. Do? Now there is a bumper sticker worth putting on your car. The answer is not 42, the answer is; J.D. would probably end this post so he can see if it’s possible to get a few car bumper stickers made on the cheap. I wonder if I could like just get one sticker made for my car, it would be a pain in the arse if you had to order them in bulk, like 5000 units or something, okay I know where one is going but what about the other 4,999? I could just hand them out to random strangers on the street, I suppose.
JD: Here, have a car bumper sticker.
STRANGER: What would J.D. do?
STRANGER: Who the fuck is JD?
JD: That would be me.
STRANGER: Who the fuck are you?
JD: I’m a blogger and writer and stuff.
STRANGER: Well what would you do?’
JD: About what?
STRANGER: Well first my sister got mad cow disease and died, then my brother got bird flu and died, and now I have swine flu. So what would J.D. do?’
JD: He would probably use it to create a long winded and totally irrelevant post on his blog, where he could finally use the obscure but relevant punch-line: Oh my God, it is FARMAGEDDON!